Hall of Quotes

On behalf of our Asian kid.

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Gladius 'Maximus' Lenturyatur | Implix [LOOC]: Implying you have a woman
Aedelric Adahn | Dominator046 [LOOC]: Yeah, Aedelric is in a rolemance with another player IC.

Now, on my behalf.

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Morigen Esmer: You do realize he was offended and was attempting to defend my honor, right?
Aedelric Adahn | Dominator046 [LOOC]: has been here.
Halaster 'Rose-Thorn' Keldorn: How was your honor challenged? Your ability to slap?
Halaster 'Rose-Thorn' Keldorn: But really you don't lightly stab someone over that, its stupid.
Aedelric Adahn | Dominator046 [LOOC]: EVIL CHARACTERS SAY THE DARN'D'EST THINGS.

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T/4. J. Jordan [82nd AB]: The retardation is strong with this one...
TheAsianShoeMaker: eugh
TheAsianShoeMaker: i'm thinking of shazad beat him up.

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Louis: Where might the nearest medical practitioner be holding their practice? It appears I have come down with a bit of anal fissures.
Halaster 'Rose-Thorn' Keldorn: 12 shilings.
Lai'ara Cruten | Noodle [LOOC]: Wall of quotes.

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Halaster 'Rose-Thorn' Keldorn: Give up lass, we're 2-0
Kiara Lana | Cloud-Bf3 [LOOC]: Knock me up actually
Johnny 'Sin' Hunter | The Gunrunner [LOOC]: What?
Johnny 'Sin' Hunter | The Gunrunner [LOOC]: WHAT!?
Johnny 'Sin' Hunter | The Gunrunner [LOOC]: LOL
Halaster 'Rose-Thorn' Keldorn | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: quote of the day

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10:04 PM - Blue: so i've been playing x-com naming all my squad members after olden characters
10:04 PM - Pat: X-Com?
10:04 PM - Blue: yes
10:04 PM - Blue: the new x-com game
10:04 PM - Pat: what is that
10:05 PM - Blue: ...

11:08 PM - Phoenix [ns]: I heard terrorists messed it up pretty bad
11:08 PM - Blue: fuck yessssss

Simon Troph: Excuse me good sir, have you seen my pants?

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Fortune Teller: I see that the Heartlands Craft Guild will not prosper too well in the future. Internal conflicts will split it apart.
Fortune Teller: Do not rely on them for trade.
*** Bepem 'Cog' Mazelf looks worried, a frown appears on his face.
Bepem 'Cog' Mazelf: It is no longer Vorn in charge, would its status not improve?
Fortune Teller: But, if things remain prosperous in the community here, and you avoid the guild, your business should flourish.
*** Fortune Teller shakes her head, 'The guild is still unsturdy, and I forsee it having.. difficulties.'
Bepem 'Cog' Mazelf: But Fortune teller, I am the regional administrator of the heartslands craft guild.
Fortune Teller | Pear [LOOC]: my face right now
Bepem 'Cog' Mazelf | Venom (Cheeki Breeki) Ops [LOOC]: lol yeah
Fortune Teller | Pear [LOOC]: wow, I need to just lol

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*Dom snoring over Skype*
[1:33:12 AM] John Jordan: Dom...
[1:33:24 AM] John Jordan: Dom did you fall asleep at the keyboard?
*Still snoring*
[1:42:01 AM] John Jordan: Fuckin' good night Dom.
[1:42:07 AM] John Jordan: Thanks for the lols.

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3:36 PM - Thoro: you gonna post in the Sector Trading Post?
3:36 PM - Venom (Cheeki Breeki) Ops: Yeah, sorry, was at IKEA yesterday
3:37 PM - Venom (Cheeki Breeki) Ops: Getting some LED's for my couch
3:37 PM - Thoro: you're getting lights for your couch.
3:37 PM - Venom (Cheeki Breeki) Ops: My couch needs LED's, yes
3:37 PM - Thoro: why

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"by the age of 16 they've became violent enough to beat up somone who gives them a funny look."

Black Banana Party wrote:

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"by the age of 16 they've became violent enough to beat up somone who gives them a funny look."

I will not lie, BBP can testify... many lolz were had.

[OOC] Noodle : Discussing the possibility of Aasimar+Tiefling Lesbian Sex

Duncan Atterson | [FC]TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: That'd hurt alot

Duncan Atterson | [FC]TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: positve plus negative, burns, burns

Laura Ajam | Noodle [LOOC]: Good.

[OOC] Atlas : Maul's just gonna sit in the corner and watch

Al-Jabar Kasam: An interesting usage of derivative curves and integrals involved in the Ethereal that I will not troulbe you with.involved in the Ethereal that I will not troulbe you with.

[OOC] Noodle : Oh god, I havent seen Maul in foreverr

[OOC] Rutabega : I reckon that'd be like mixing sulphur and water

[OOC] Atlas : More like Potassium and water

Duncan Atterson: That sounds interesting actually.

[OOC] Rutabega : right, it's potassium and h20, not sulphur

Al-Jabar Kasam: I would write some down for you, but it would take up most of that wall over there.most of that wall over there.

Al-Jabar Kasam: Well, if I used chalk, and not a pen.

Jessica Knight: Do what you can please Al-Jabar.

[OOC] Atlas : Or if it fucks up that bad, Fr and H20

Laura Ajam | Noodle [LOOC]: Meanwhile the invisible Razels bang in the Ether.the Ether.

[OOC] Apple Bot™ : It'll be hot

Duncan Atterson: Okie.

[OOC] Apple Bot™ : They'll withstand the pain in the name of love

[OOC] Atlas : Lets throw a vampire in as a catalyst

[OOC] Noodle : So very hot.

[OOC] Rutabega : or magnesium and an open flame

[OOC] Atlas : Meh, thats not explosive

[OOC] Rutabega : it gets so bright you can't even look at it without vision damagedamage

[OOC] Atlas : Lets just throw a shitload of cesium into the water

Laura Ajam | Noodle [LOOC]: Stom Razel runs away from the banging, like a real virginlike a real virgin

*** Al-Jabar Kasam strokes his chin, thinking for a moment, looking at Duncan.Duncan.

Al-Jabar Kasam: Tell me, very specifically, what needs to be done.

[OOC] Atlas : Wait, I looked at it in my labs :v

[OOC] Pear : shhh

[OOC] Rutabega : you ain't supposed to

[OOC] Pear : ssshhhh

Jessica Knight: Alright, he needs EVERY memory back. Besides the one of Brenna.one of Brenna.

[OOC] Atlas : im boned

[OOC] Rutabega : that shit is bad for your eyes

Duncan Atterson: Brenna?

[OOC] Atlas : Well, I got 18/20 I need as monocle

Al-Jabar Kasam: Hmm...
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Al-Jabar Kasam: Perhaps.

[OOC] Noodle : Were you winking at the hot lesbian sex that was happening within your chemical reaction?g within your chemical reaction?

[OOC] Atlas : No, I was fucking it

[OOC] Noodle : With one eye open?

[OOC] Atlas : Hell yeah

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[OOC] Noodle : Lol Viagra... we dont have penises...

[OOC] Atlas : Thats what you think

[OOC] Rutabega : not yet

[OOC] Noodle : /me checks under Jessica's skirt to make sure.

*** Al-Jabar Kasam would peer throught he man's mind, his physical body seeming almost entirely still, save particularly faint breathing. Al-Jabar Kasam would look through Duncan's mind as if it were a library, looking to see if there are restrictions in place.body seeming almost entirely still, save particularly faint breathing. Al-Jabar Kasam would look through Duncan's mind as if it were a library, looking to see if there are restrictions in place.Al-Jabar Kasam would look through Duncan's mind as if it were a library, looking to see if there are restrictions in place.looking to see if there are restrictions in place.

[OOC] Rutabega : also, talisman is for what?

[OOC] Apple Bot™ : /me is nothing but woman

[OOC] Noodle : /it WITH A HUGE DICK

[OOC] Dominator046 : /me is the only black guy in Surna.

[OOC] Atlas : IM T POSED

[OOC] Rutabega : I've got a black character

[OOC] Apple Bot™ : /me suddenly has her voice turn masculine 'SUCK ON MY WING'ON MY WING'

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[OOC] Apple Bot™ : Ruta, the talisman would just negate holy and demon powerspowers

*** The river is blocked like last time, trying to go to it hurts.

[OOC] Atlas : Shit, i need that crap. I'd live forever as a vampire then

[OOC] Atlas : No hoe ass Hal is hugging me

[OOC] [FC]TheAsianShoeMaker : What are you talking about?

[OOC] Noodle : Hal: 'Let me fist you, Erika.' **Halaster uses Silverfire mid-fisting.mid-fisting.

[OOC] Atlas : HE KNOWS, BAIL BAIL BAIL

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[OOC] Atlas : Why dont they hate eachother? O.o
Unknown command: ttt_radio

Duncan Atterson | [FC]TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: You going towads the river?the river?

[OOC] BooM : tieflings and aasimar don't have to hate people

[OOC] Noodle : They outcasts and shit.

Please wait 6 seconds before using OOC chat again!

[OOC] Apple Bot™ : Both are kinda outcasts noodlebuns

[OOC] Atlas : in my mind, they hate everything, and fuck everything

[OOC] Noodle : ^

[OOC] BooM : only reason aasimar are outcasts is because they don't give a shit about the worldgive a shit about the world

[OOC] Noodle : Point proven. Fuck everything.

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[OOC] Rutabega : don't need no negation of energies to bang

[OOC] BooM : tieflings just fuck things up but arn't united so they're typically slavestypically slaves

[OOC] Atlas : Just bang, right in the middle of the street

[OOC] Apple Bot™ : So it WONT burn them ruta?

[OOC] Rutabega : a holy entity such as a aasimar won't hurt an unholy creature just by touching itcreature just by touching it

Al-Jabar Kasam | Dominator046 [LOOC]: sorry about that

Al-Jabar Kasam | Dominator046 [LOOC]: and no

[OOC] Rutabega : only if the aasimar starts using holy magic/blessings

Al-Jabar Kasam | Dominator046 [LOOC]: I'm bringing the other side of the river to me.of the river to me.

Al-Jabar Kasam | Dominator046 [LOOC]: Regalication

[OOC] BooM : it will make them feel rather awkward to be near eachother depedning on their aura'sdepedning on their aura's

Al-Jabar Kasam | Dominator046 [LOOC]: I'm bringing the two physical places together.places together.

[OOC] Noodle : A tiefling's touch burns unless negated by positive feelings like sexual pleasure. So don't fuck this up.s like sexual pleasure. So don't fuck this up.

Duncan Atterson | [FC]TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: oh jeeze

Al-Jabar Kasam | Dominator046 [LOOC]: basically, Al-Jabar is saying fuck you, and lunging through space over the pain-gap that he found last time.fuck you, and lunging through space over the pain-gap that he found last time.

[OOC] Atlas : inb4 maul runs in, dick aflaling

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[FROM:Jessica Knight]You, me, hot sex

[FROM:Jessica Knight]One night stand

[TO:Jessica Knight]Yes.

[FROM:Jessica Knight]you in?

[TO:Jessica Knight]Wait, no!

[FROM:Jessica Knight]IF IT WORKS OUT WE CAN STAY TOGETHER

[TO:Jessica Knight]We need to nurture this relationship baby.

[TO:Jessica Knight]After the hawt secks

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[OOC] Noodle : So we just had a legitamate conversation on the possibility of Aasimar+Tiefling Lesbian sex.y of Aasimar+Tiefling Lesbian sex.

[OOC] Black Banana Party : Holy mother of God. When I look towards this one direction I get a huge error spamthis one direction I get a huge error spam

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[OOC] Noodle : That's a side-effect of the Lesbian Sex.

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I will turn this bus around.

Noodle, got nuff text there?

Also I remember that. I was trying to tell people to use less OOC, but was so tired, I couldn't think how to, and shortly passed out.

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12:12 AM - Pear: Chrysalis and Shelob are quite similar
12:12 AM - BooM: so are marcus
12:12 AM - BooM: and cocks
12:12 AM - BooM: dont hear me
12:12 AM - BooM: talking about that
12:12 AM - Pear: so you're saying
12:12 AM - Pear: that Marcus is a dick?
12:12 AM - BooM: obv

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12:08 AM - Pear: A DISCUSSION CAN LAST 5 MINUTES
12:08 AM - BooM: not after taking a hiatus
12:09 AM - BooM: for 5 mins
12:09 AM - Pear: I figured you were watching something
12:09 AM - BooM: i was
12:09 AM - Pear: were you now?
12:09 AM - BooM: yeah
12:09 AM - Pear: what was it
12:09 AM - BooM: your mom
12:09 AM - BooM: in bed
12:09 AM - BooM: with you
12:09 AM - Pear: 12:09 AM - BooM: your mom
12:09 AM - BooM: in bed
12:09 AM - Pear: was fine with that
12:09 AM - BooM: lol
12:09 AM - Pear: 12:09 AM - BooM: with you
12:10 AM - Pear: too far
12:10 AM - Pear: I have little respect for my mother
12:10 AM - Pear: so feel free to insult the fuck out of her
12:11 AM - BooM: youre a jerk
12:11 AM - BooM: fuck off
12:11 AM - Pear: go fuck yourself
12:11 AM - Pear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATH_OPjOJgo
12:11 AM - Pear: have some Chrysalis
12:11 AM - BooM: 12:11 AM - Pear: go fuck yourself
12:11 AM - BooM: was fine with that
12:11 AM - BooM: 12:11 AM - Pear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATH_OPjOJgo
12:11 AM - BooM: too far

BooM wrote:

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-snip-

Look Boom, you posted a pony link on the forums. I'm so proud of you.

dammit.

3:10 AM - BooM: and more evil merchants come into town
3:10 AM - BooM: https://aeriaroleplay.rpg-board.net/t884-the-ross-twins
3:10 AM - Pat: apparently all merchants in olden are evil
3:10 AM - Pat: fucking every single one
3:10 AM - BooM: yeah
3:10 AM - Pat: pah
3:10 AM - Pat: vorn did it first
3:10 AM - Pat: Lol
3:10 AM - BooM: trend setter
3:11 AM - BooM: fucking hipster
3:11 AM - BooM: lol
3:11 AM - Pat: Lol
3:11 AM - Pat: did it before it was cool

BooM wrote:

dammit.

3:10 AM - BooM: and more evil merchants come into town
3:10 AM - BooM: https://aeriaroleplay.rpg-board.net/t884-the-ross-twins
3:10 AM - Pat: apparently all merchants in olden are evil
3:10 AM - Pat: fucking every single one
3:10 AM - BooM: yeah
3:10 AM - Pat: pah
3:10 AM - Pat: vorn did it first
3:10 AM - Pat: Lol
3:10 AM - BooM: trend setter
3:11 AM - BooM: fucking hipster
3:11 AM - BooM: lol
3:11 AM - Pat: Lol
3:11 AM - Pat: did it before it was cool

Cameron isn't 'evil', he's just a greedy son of a bitch. But, he's not evil, and a little better than when he first came to Surna. Oh, and here, have a thing.

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1:01 AM - Pat: What the fuck?
1:01 AM - Dominator046: <3
1:01 AM - Dominator046: I love you.
1:01 AM - Dominator046: But
1:01 AM - Pat: What happened?
1:01 AM - Dominator046: you're a penguin now.
1:02 AM - Dominator046: (changed your avatar)
1:02 AM - Dominator046: so such a love is illegal, so I must forsake it.
1:02 AM - Pat: this is a travesty, do you know how long i've had that same avatar
1:02 AM - Pat: Lol
1:02 AM - Dominator046: No one needs to know. XP
1:02 AM - Pat: Like 6 years
1:02 AM - Dominator046: I won't tell anyone... else.

Pat: i can tell people have been reading the old char pages i put up
Noodle: I've read all of them
Noodle: Now, which ones of them were visited by the Outsi- I mean the Ancient?
Pat: The Ancient says he visited many of the old heroes; he mentioned specifically Marius Shire, Thorn Razel, Alyssa Munroe, and Zayl Rathman
Pat: also, the Outsider?
Noodle: Lol
Noodle: Yeah the similarites...
Noodle: But this was before Dishonored, so.. yeh
Pat: Lol
Pat: Never played Dishonored
Noodle: Pat can see into the future and take influence from things that dont exist yet
Pat: I'm just that magical
Noodle: What's that new weave you're using, Pat?
Pat: it's called the Plagaristic Weave
Pat: I can steal ideas from thin air before anyone's even thought of them yet
Noodle: Im going to make a char who can do that. Then I will invent the steam engine and singlehandedly start the Surnan Industrial Revolution
Noodle: Then I will put a man on the moon.
Noodle: And people'll be like, "Hell no you didnt do that."
Pat: Heh
Noodle: Then Selas will coat the world in fire.
Noodle: Somehow.
Pat: coat the world in her moon juice

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Rutabega wrote:

Dom, can all of your posts please come with a TL;DR spoiler? Pretty please?

Dominator046 wrote:

Rutadurr wrote:

Dom, I are stoopid and inferior to you in every way my small rutabeg'r brain k'n think of. What were all dem purdy words you dun' typed that my small veg-i-table-brain couldn't understand? Could you make it so I k'n understand them purdy words? You're so smart and amazing, I'm sure ya' could.

XDD Of course I tease, Rutabega is certainly not in any way lesser than myself in any way shape or form. I merely enjoy picking fun at all of you lovely people. Remember, I don't tease out of hate, I tease out of love, _ AND I LOVE YOU ALL ! _ <3

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BooM: i cranked out the moves
BooM: and got me a number
BooM: too much swag
BooM: too much yolo
BooM: too much twerk

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BooM: a little part of me died inside when I said that
Pat: that shit's going in the quote thread
BooM: ill end you
Pat: too late

A goblin jams his clawed fingers into a naga's eyes.

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3:59 AM - BooM (Vashj): "Remove your blades and I let him down."
3:59 AM - Rutabega (Suile): "They're called fingers, and they'll remain at yer eyes until I'm satisfied."
4:00 AM - BooM (Vashj): "I apologize for the lack of term, I'm having a hard time seeing right now."