Hall of Quotes

We were sorely lacking this thread.

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*** Robyn Kluge after a long period of saying nothing says,'Are we going or what?'
Ser Johan Blackburn: Simply inspecting this gathering.
Ser Johan Blackburn: And honestly, Captain and Lieutenant, I am not impressed.
Ser Johan Blackburn: Your squad seems very.. undisciplined.
Linera Windwalker: Here we go...
Stom Razel: Green as grass, Ser.
*** Lt. Swift Charles stiffens. 'I mean to fix that.'
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Rather unique,
Ser Johan Blackburn: Very good. I expect more from the very elite, after all.
Stom Razel: Even th'best got to start somewhere. As I'm sure many knights are aware, Ser.

I don't get it.

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*** Lt. Swift Charles stiffens.

There, now it's funny.

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Munroe: https://2img.net/h/i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/Munroe2/pat_effect_2.png
Munroe: FAIL FOR THE LOST
Pat: there will be no pat effect 3
Pat: because they all died on the suicide mission

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MaxxWTF: [OOC]: STFU pat.

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Blue: that should almost double the number of potions
Blue: and also add balms
Blue: balms and lotions and lubricants
Blue: kidding
Blue: except
Blue: not really
Pat: lubricants
Pat: mmmmmmm
Pat: gotta go faster
Blue: rofl

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Gambit: I JUST ORDERED A NEW GUN
Gambit: BECAUSE MINE BROKE FUCKING WITH PAT

This thread is now about Pat.

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I don't get it.

He was making fun of the knight.

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02:59 - Psyche: my god the elitism was like a C Movie in DERP
02:59 - Psyche: it was awful yet so bad you couldn't look away, you just HAD to riff on it
02:59 - Psyche: and you felt like the Mystery Science Theatre of roleplayers

And, of course.

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[19:59:33] Mack: look down. look back up. where are you? you're in a tavern. what's this in my hand? it's two bottles of that beer that you love.
look up, now back down. the beer is now WHISKEY.
is your bartender me? sadly no, but could he serve like me? maybe, if he switches from those sissy human chicks to tieflings he could.
i'm on a barstool

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Tommen Blackburn: Solus- *why* are you bringing a corpse stained in shit to the tavern?
Tommen Blackburn: If this is some sort of symbolism for the current state of the townsfolk- I GET IT. YOU CAN STOP.

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*** Tommen Blackburn rubs at his chin. 'Before I left, ordered an investigation on Tyrr's sister, for rumors of demonology.'
Tommen Blackburn: ...Whatever happened to that?
Solus Weathers: I had not heard of it.
Tommen Blackburn: It's sort of an important topic.
Tommen Blackburn: It's not like the watch would just forget about it.
Tommen Blackburn: ...right?

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08:41 - Xeloras: Pst
08:41 - Xeloras: Mack
08:41 - Horizon: if it doesn't involve sex, drugs, money, prostitutes, or illegal weaponry i'm not interested
Horizon: and then xeloras was quiet
CCA.C8-DOG.OfC.52124: quoted

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CCA.C8-DOG.OfC.52124: https://2img.net/h/i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww337/Psyche_album/thewarmthofjack.jpg
CCA.C8-DOG.OfC.52124: go on
Horizon: WHY
CCA.C8-DOG.OfC.52124: is there something wrong?

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CCA.C8-DOG.OfC.52124: https://2img.net/h/i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww337/Psyche_album/thewarmthofjack.jpg

it looks like mel gibson :\

[quote="Krug"]

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02:59 - Psyche: my god the elitism was like a C Movie in DERP

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[19:59:33] Mack: look down. look back up. where are you? you're in a tavern. what's this in my hand? it's two bottles of that beer that you love.
look up, now back down. the beer is now WHISKEY.
is your bartender me? sadly no, but could he serve like me? maybe, if he switches from those sissy human chicks to tieflings he could.
i'm on a barstool

Well...I guess it has come to this.
NO CAKEBREAD FOR ONE YEAR!

What? Nobody's recorded any of the wonderful things (read: curses and obscenities) I've said?

I'm sad now.

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23:38 - Owain6521 - Cleverbot 2012: IN THE DARK SWAMPS, AND EVIL FORESTS OF MANCHESTERSHIRE.
23:38 - Owain6521 - Cleverbot 2012: 'I shalt cut thy heart out, you rapscallion!'
23:38 - Owain6521 - Cleverbot 2012: '..Innit.'

"And once every two or three day's the Carter will appear before vanishing abruptly."

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*** Kira Fyne taps her chest, 'Y' already know t' call me Kira, at least.'
Terri Solana: 'Epic' isn't the word I'd choose...
Kira Fyne: Y' girlfriend called y' name a few times but- y'know- I weren't really listenin'.
*** Kira Fyne taps her breasts heartily. 'Touch me tits.'
Kira Fyne | Krug [LOOC]: NO
Kira Fyne | Krug [LOOC]: MUNROE.
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: LOL
Terri Solana | Blue [LOOC]: wasn't me
Marcus | Horizon [LOOC]: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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*** Deven's right eye slowly drifts further and further to the right.
*** A bit of drool begins to slide down his chin.
Kira Fyne | Krug [LOOC]: hahaha
OOC]TheAsianShoeMaker: OH FUCK OFF

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*** Deven 'Beef' Cakebread fills up a glass of water and walks to Kara, placeing it in her hand.
Marcus | Horizon [LOOC]: POWERGAME

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[OOC]Zaku: OH GOD
[OOC]Zaku: vorns neck
[OOC]Uncle Pat: martyn's body
[OOC]Zaku: touche
[OOC]Krug: LOL....

Krug: butt hole road

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02:01 - {SRP - O} Venom Ops: Didn't you have three chars though?
02:01 - Ser Jacque: Yeah, the other is a really rude, offensive, sexist, slobbish and vile dwarf that frequents whorehouses.
02:02 - {SRP - O} Venom Ops: Oh sexy
02:02 - {SRP - O} Venom Ops: XD
02:02 - Ser Jacque: he has pleasured himself in the finest whorehouses in sida
02:02 - Ser Jacque: and some even say he has ventured as far as kazoshu to demonstrate the size of his penis to the scholars there
02:02 - Ser Jacque: but... don't believe everything you hear, hmm?

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{SRP - O} Venom Ops: poke him for me
{SRP - O} Venom Ops: and say "You can't handle my girth"
Krug: LOL
Krug: his face
Krug: oh my god
Krug: i poke him
Krug: "AAAArgh don't poke-"
Krug: you can't handle my girth
Krug: then he just stares.

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03:30 - {SRP - O} Venom Ops: never had a lastname
03:30 - {SRP - O} Venom Ops: born on the streets
03:30 - {SRP - O} Venom Ops: raised by a pack of dogs
03:31 - {SRP - O} Venom Ops: sucked enoug hdick to by a computer
03:31 - {SRP - O} Venom Ops: here I am today
03:31 - {SRP - O} Venom Ops: please don't put this in the hall of quotes

Damn it Krug.

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[OOC]Simple goodman: and me without my crystal demon bow
[OOC]Ser Jacque: ...uhhhh what
[OOC]TheAsianShoeMaker [Gmod]: What
[OOC]Krug: what
[OOC]T/5. J. Jordan [82nd AB]: wut

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07:20 - Blue: The name wil be changed to "Tluining Tluin Stahl RP"
07:21 - Blue: In the tluining land of Tluinia, the town of Stahlsville, many tluins live in peace and stahl. That is, until the Dark Lord of the Chummers arrives
07:22 - Blue: His campaign of terror begins, adding commas to all of the street signs,
07:22 - Blue: Raising an army of giant goose paladins
07:22 - Blue: And stahling in the tluin room
07:24 - Blue: But luckily, Darren "Porkchop" Donut comes just in time to stahl the day
07:24 - Blue: With his holy golfball of Tyr and his bagpipes of +1 earsplitting

Krug wrote:

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07:20 - Blue: The name wil be changed to "Tluining Tluin Stahl RP"
07:21 - Blue: In the tluining land of Tluinia, the town of Stahlsville, many tluins live in peace and stahl. That is, until the Dark Lord of the Chummers arrives
07:22 - Blue: His campaign of terror begins, adding commas to all of the street signs,
07:22 - Blue: Raising an army of giant goose paladins
07:22 - Blue: And stahling in the tluin room
07:24 - Blue: But luckily, Darren "Porkchop" Donut comes just in time to stahl the day
07:24 - Blue: With his holy golfball of Tyr and his bagpipes of +1 earsplitting

I can like this, yessssss.

Krug wrote:

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07:20 - Blue: The name wil be changed to "Tluining Tluin Stahl RP"
07:21 - Blue: In the tluining land of Tluinia, the town of Stahlsville, many tluins live in peace and stahl. That is, until the Dark Lord of the Chummers arrives
07:22 - Blue: His campaign of terror begins, adding commas to all of the street signs,
07:22 - Blue: Raising an army of giant goose paladins
07:22 - Blue: And stahling in the tluin room
07:24 - Blue: But luckily, Darren "Porkchop" Donut comes just in time to stahl the day
07:24 - Blue: With his holy golfball of Tyr and his bagpipes of +1 earsplitting

Best idea 2012 let's go through with this idea.

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Venom Ops has changed their name to Krug.
5:05 PM - Krug: Your app is shit venom.
5:05 PM - Krug: You don't even understand, you fucking suck.
5:06 PM - Krug: Like, kill yourself, you hog up our rp. Fucking twat.
Krug has changed their name to Venom Ops.
5:06 PM - Venom Ops: Oh fuck.
5:06 PM - Venom Ops: Krug, why.
5:06 PM - Krug: well you saved me the trouble of typing it

Krug can really be a jerk sometimes. Makes me crie.

Talatandi wrote:

Krug wrote:

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07:20 - Blue: The name wil be changed to "Tluining Tluin Stahl RP"
07:21 - Blue: In the tluining land of Tluinia, the town of Stahlsville, many tluins live in peace and stahl. That is, until the Dark Lord of the Chummers arrives
07:22 - Blue: His campaign of terror begins, adding commas to all of the street signs,
07:22 - Blue: Raising an army of giant goose paladins
07:22 - Blue: And stahling in the tluin room
07:24 - Blue: But luckily, Darren "Porkchop" Donut comes just in time to stahl the day
07:24 - Blue: With his holy golfball of Tyr and his bagpipes of +1 earsplitting

Best idea 2012 let's go through with this idea.

I'm starting the first official Aeria Roleplay quote triangle.

Jacque wrote:

Talatandi wrote:

Krug wrote:

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07:20 - Blue: The name wil be changed to "Tluining Tluin Stahl RP"
07:21 - Blue: In the tluining land of Tluinia, the town of Stahlsville, many tluins live in peace and stahl. That is, until the Dark Lord of the Chummers arrives
07:22 - Blue: His campaign of terror begins, adding commas to all of the street signs,
07:22 - Blue: Raising an army of giant goose paladins
07:22 - Blue: And stahling in the tluin room
07:24 - Blue: But luckily, Darren "Porkchop" Donut comes just in time to stahl the day
07:24 - Blue: With his holy golfball of Tyr and his bagpipes of +1 earsplitting

Best idea 2012 let's go through with this idea.

I'm starting the first official Aeria Roleplay quote triangle.

Stop it. I refuse to contribute to this.
also it's a pyramid you fucking moron