noodle
Monthly Bather
Posts : 334
Join date : 2012-06-09
Location : Surna, Sanctimonia
 |  Subject: Rise up children of the Empire! Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:55 pm | |
| - Spoiler:
High Priest Shaheer Ajeer | [ZARP] PREDATOR [LOOC]: I am fighting for communist china
High Priest Shaheer Ajeer | [ZARP] PREDATOR [LOOC]: like a boos
High Priest Shaheer Ajeer | [ZARP] PREDATOR [LOOC]: boss*
Rataka Ryat | =[RRP]= Skelasoldier [LOOC]: You mean Korea
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: what
High Priest Shaheer Ajeer | [ZARP] PREDATOR [LOOC]: no Communist China
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: China is communist also...
*** High Priest Shaheer Ajeer finishes chanting and pulls his hand back.
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: norff kowea is bess kowea
Rataka Ryat: Thank you
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: West Korea is Best Korea. Makes so much sense it rhymes.
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: too bad Korea is split into north and south, and not north and west
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: West Korea: AKA China
Rataka Ryat | =[RRP]= Skelasoldier [LOOC]: How do you know? West Korea could just be in the sea.
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: Like fucking Atlantis
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: what if Atlantis is Korea, but only part of it sunk
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: Oh shit
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: OH SHIT
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: ITS A FUCKING CONSPIRACY
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: Kim-Jong-Un is a merman
Rataka Ryat | =[RRP]= Skelasoldier [LOOC]: Oh shit. . that means. . Atlantis is our enemy.. . and that would mean that Aquaman is actually Korean.
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: the more you know
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: Oh... fuck...
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: Explains why they can't operate Windows 8
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: because they have squinty eyes?
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: Yes. It just looks like an X to them and they think that means Windows XP
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: clearly
Rataka Ryat | =[RRP]= Skelasoldier [LOOC]: And also why there are no shark fatalities in Korea. . .the sharks work for them. That would also explain why we all have a natural fear of sharks.
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: and why there are so many shark attacks around america all the time, yup
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: Oh shit we should make a website dedicated to the conspiracy of Korea = Atlantis
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: but why does Korea hate America then? maybe America suck Atlantis
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: Also explains why Korea had unicorns.
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: sunk*
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: The Native-Fucking-Americans left Atlantis before it sunk and the Atlantians blamed them for it.
Rataka Ryat | =[RRP]= Skelasoldier [LOOC]: Well. . .there was a rumor that there was a West Korea. . but we sunk it with a failed nuke launch while aiming for Japan in the Second World War.
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: they didn't launch nukes in WW2, they dropped them
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: Except... we didnt launch any nukes...
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: Yeah
Rataka Ryat | =[RRP]= Skelasoldier [LOOC]: Well, why don't you all just shit on my umbrella, I was on a roll XD
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: c'mon, gotta be realistic here
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: Well at least ours make sense XD
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: mermen and Atlantis = Korea, more real than launching nukes in WW2
Rataka Ryat | =[RRP]= Skelasoldier [LOOC]: XD Ok Ok, dropped a nuke on Korea, and they used the salvaged nuclear material to build nukes to LAUNCH against us.
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: If we kill off all the American Indians then N. Korea will be our friend. Heil Noodle! Vote Noodle, Fascist President 2016.
Rataka Ryat | =[RRP]= Skelasoldier [LOOC]: He's got my vote.
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: maybe that's why Kim-Jong-Un has legs instead of a tail, because of radiation from the nuclear salvage
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: Der Fascist States of Amerika.
Rataka Ryat | =[RRP]= Skelasoldier [LOOC]: Alright, Alright, someone post this on forums so the world can know.
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: I will
Rataka Ryat | =[RRP]= Skelasoldier [LOOC]: The world must know the truth. . .
Darius Jiaran | Thoros of Myr [LOOC]: oh god, everyone will see what I contribute to the community
Carlisa Fierro | Noodle [LOOC]: being the future supreme leader of the FSA
Look around you. There are people who wish to see you decimated and burnt to a crisp. All around the world. North Korea. Al-Quaeda. The Taliban. But none are more dangeroud than those already living within our borders. The underlying cause of Amerika's problems. Native Americans. We will purge the native threat from our homeland and restore Amerika! Der Fascist States of Amerika! Vote Noodle Supreme High Chancellor in the upcoming election and I will fight for Amerika! This ad is approved and funded by Noodle for Supreme High Chancellor of the Fascist States of Amerika. Copyright 2013. Vote Noodle Supreme High Chancellor 2016. Void where prohibited. | |
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Skelasoldier
Scrublet
Posts : 15
Join date : 2012-10-04
| | Subject: Re: Rise up children of the Empire! Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:58 pm | |
| You all know what you must do. . . kill Aquaman and liberate America from the vicious and unrelenting sharks that poise to invade our borders! | |
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noodle
Monthly Bather
Posts : 334
Join date : 2012-06-09
Location : Surna, Sanctimonia
| | Subject: Re: Rise up children of the Empire! Sat Apr 13, 2013 2:04 pm | |
| We must take action! From here out an edict is issued. Anyone caught housing or hosting Native Americans is to be shot to death along with his family and his favourite mule. That is all. All Native Americans must travel the Trail of Tears, AKA Route 66 to Area 51, America's most inconspicuous death camp. | |
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Cakebread
Vengaboy
Posts : 198
Join date : 2012-02-04
| | Subject: Re: Rise up children of the Empire! Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:47 pm | |
| - Skelasoldier wrote:
- You all know what you must do. . . kill Aquaman!
-Duckan Atterson | |
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Talatandi
Scrub
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| | Subject: Re: Rise up children of the Empire! Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:43 am | |
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J. Jordan
Almost-Member
Posts : 93
Join date : 2012-08-23
Age : 28
Location : Las Vegas
| | Subject: Re: Rise up children of the Empire! Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:16 am | |
| - Talatandi wrote:
- Y'all niggas need jesus.
Who needed me? | |
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Dominator046
Senior Wizard
Posts : 458
Join date : 2012-08-09
Age : 29
Location : 'Murica.
| | Subject: Re: Rise up children of the Empire! Wed May 01, 2013 12:45 pm | |
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Talatandi
Scrub
Posts : 40
Join date : 2012-04-01
| | Subject: Re: Rise up children of the Empire! Fri May 03, 2013 10:19 am | |
| Haven't seen me in a while because my OS hates steam,. But I would gladly show up to the server if it worked. | |
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