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PostSubject: Prophet is Real   Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:27 am

As my da used to say - Messys are idiutts!

That is why I am riting this book. I ent never rote a book before, and I do not reckon to rite one agenn, but sometimes a man must do what a man must do. And what I must do is set the recerd strate about the god called Tyr and a guy called Prophet. They ent the same thing, no matter what them Messis mite say, or how thay mite wish it to be so.

My da was never one for the gods, but my ma was. She wershipped all of them, and tot me lots of things. So I noe a thing or two about Tyr. Just as much as anybody. I noe he was the son of Aten. And I noe he wasn't born here.

My da even told me the story of Prophet, and the things what happened during the God Wars. Prophet betrayed Tyr and imprizund him. Now I dont noe about you, but any man that betraid the God of Justice is bad by me.

Now I hope you understand the problim. Tyr is good. Everyone, from Elf to Human, noes that. But Prophet? He ent good! He's the oposit of good! That Prophet is evil thrue and thrue. So you see, Tyr and Prophet cant be one and the same.

Growing up as a lad in Sanktmonya, I herd all the stories. Told to me by my da, who was told by his da, who was told by his da, and so on. And one of those stories was about Prophet. But see, he was not Tyr. He was a guy.

Tyr is some kind of spirit man I think, wen he bothers to be a man at all. But Prophet is a real man, with flesh and teeth and a mean streak longer than the White River. And there was a time when Prophet tried to rool over all of Aeria with his other Messys. In the end, it took sum mitey strong heroes to finally kill Prophet and be dun with his hole sorry story.

So I got to ask - does that sound like Tyr to you? No, frend. No it do not.

And so I, Thromgar Iron-Head do firmly say, with the uttermoast connvikshun, that Prophet is real, and he ent Tyr!

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PostSubject: Re: Prophet is Real   Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:24 am

((I agree, Aldui- ERRR, THE PROPHET IS REAL, and he is not Akat- ERR, TYR!!!))

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PostSubject: Re: Prophet is Real   Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:42 am

Shhhh

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