I'm Critical Tortoise

Subject: I'm Critical Tortoise Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:10 am

Oh. Hello there. My name's Crit. What's yours?

First off, if you're imagining this with a Russian accent, you're doing it wrong. And no, it's not a Cockney accent either (that's Brenna's voice, love). No, I'm from down south, in the Big Easy (though nobody here actually calls it that -- here we just call it New Orleans (Which is pronounced "Orlinz," not "Orleenz"), or, if you're feelin' foreign, La Nouvelle-Orleans. Though i'm not French. No, I'm American through and through.

I don't actually say "y'all" or "ain't" all that much, but I do eat red beans and rice a lot.

Anyway, there's a few things you should know. First off, you'll never find out what I look like, ever. As far as you know, I look like this:

I'm Critical Tortoise Turtle_back

Don't patronize me, okay? Anyway, about my interests... Well, I don't really have any. I'm a writer in high school. Most science fiction, but I also write fan fiction (it's a guilty pleasure, I admit), mostly about Mass Effect and stuff. You can find it on fanfiction.net (I'll get the link later). I'm a huge gamer and nerd. Into Star Wars.

I love roleplaying. So much. Perhaps because it's an escape from my family and the real world, where I honestly don't have many friends (but this is not a sob story). I don't powergame or any of that. I've been roleplaying on GMod for about two years now, and it's safe to say I know the ins and outs of RP. I'm a bit of a veteran, I guess.

I've only been here for a week or two, though. Honestly, fantasy isn't really my thing, but I like this lore a lot, and you'll be seeing me on quite a bit. And any of you from Dark Espadon's Mass Effect Roleplay might know me as Darby Morris (sorry if she shanked you, by the way -- just business.)

I prefer role playing games and strategy games, and I don't' like Modern Warfare, because it's frankly too fast-paced. I prefer Halo because it's a bit slower paced and more tactical. By the way, if you've got Reach or Halo 3, I'll kick your ass. My tag is AfroJedi117. I don't have a mic, and my favorite weapon is the Needle Rifle. I'm a good Warthog gunner, too, and an okay sniper. I REALLY shine in Infection (only as a human, I suck as a zombie), SWAT, and Anniversary Slayer. Sadly, though, my parents have taken my 360 for the moment.

That's about it. By the way, I know I may only be 15 (actually 14, but I turn 15 in June, which is only two and a half months away), but I'd like to consider myself fairly educated. If you ever wanna have an SF debate on science or politics or religion or such, I'm all for it.

Sincerely,
Critical Tortoise

Subject: Re: I'm Critical Tortoise Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:17 am

That's weird... Sorry about that whole duplicate topic thing. Internet went beserk. I had to refresh, which must've caused a double-post.

Ignore that other thread, then.

Guest

Show us some of your fanfiction. :o

And welcome aboard, man.

Subject: Re: I'm Critical Tortoise Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:52 am

Here's the one I'm working on right now. You'll have to have played Mass Effect to get it. I'm working on the next ficlet as we speak.

Subject: Re: I'm Critical Tortoise Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:28 am

Deleted the duplicate topic. Also, hi.

Monthly Bather Posts : 336 Join date : 2012-02-04

Welcome to Olden, also as long as you're mature, age isn't really important.

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Subject: Re: I'm Critical Tortoise Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:22 am

Guest

It takes a real man to make a blank post.

Subject: Re: I'm Critical Tortoise Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:09 pm

...But I put an image there...

Guest

Subject: Re: I'm Critical Tortoise Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:13 am

...No.

Guest

Guest is a Jewish Sympathiser!

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Almost-Member Posts : 75 Join date : 2012-02-04 Age : 29

Zaku is a woman, Jacque is actually French, Gambit is a creeper, and Thoro is an odd canadian.
I'm wanna be black but never will. That's Aeria.

Subject: Re: I'm Critical Tortoise Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:09 am

Oh. I've been told I have legs like a woman, that I can fake a French accent, that I can be a bit creepy, and that I should move to Canada.
I'm biracial.
That's me.

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Also, Jacque+Mack+Zaku+Krug Germany circlejerking. That happens a lot.

Guest

Hyperiant wrote:: Also, Jacque+Mack+Zaku+Krug Germany circlejerking. That happens a lot.

and hyperiant is the resident shitnerd

Guest

Hyperiant wrote:: Also, Jacque+Mack+Zaku+Krug Germany circlejerking. That happens a lot.

The Russian Airborne Troops or VDV (from "Vozdushno-Desantnye Voiska", Russian: Воздушно-десантные войска = ВДВ; Air-landing Forces) is a military branch of service of the Russian Military, on par with the Strategic Rocket Forces and the Russian Space Forces. First formed before World War II, the force undertook two significant airborne operations and a number of smaller jumps during the war and for many years after 1945 was the largest airborne force in the world.[2] Their motto is "Nobody, but us".

Guest

Hyperiant wrote:: Also, Jacque+Mack+Zaku+Krug Germany circlejerking. That happens a lot.

Oh it's this post again. :V

Administrator Posts : 201 Join date : 2012-02-20

Zaku wrote:

Hyperiant wrote:: Also, Jacque+Mack+Zaku+Krug Germany circlejerking. That happens a lot.

The Russian Airborne Troops or VDV (from "Vozdushno-Desantnye Voiska", Russian: Воздушно-десантные войска = ВДВ; Air-landing Forces) is a military branch of service of the Russian Military, on par with the Strategic Rocket Forces and the Russian Space Forces. First formed before World War II, the force undertook two significant airborne operations and a number of smaller jumps during the war and for many years after 1945 was the largest airborne force in the world.[2] Their motto is "Nobody, but us".

Chest I Hvala!

Also I'd like to point out that while I hate Guest as much as most other people here there's no need to derail this here intro thread.

Welcome to Aeria Crit, I hope you brought your hatebrella.

Guest

Hyperiant is an angry faggot wrote:: Germany circlejerking. That happens a lot.

yo'ure gay

ps ruta i really do love you too

Vengaboy Posts : 157 Join date : 2012-02-09

Zaku wrote:: The Russian Airborne Troops or VDV (from "Vozdushno-Desantnye Voiska", Russian: Воздушно-десантные войска = ВДВ; Air-landing Forces) is a military branch of service of the Russian Military, on par with the Strategic Rocket Forces and the Russian Space Forces. First formed before World War II, the force undertook two significant airborne operations and a number of smaller jumps during the war and for many years after 1945 was the largest airborne force in the world.[2] Their motto is "Nobody, but us".

Hyperiant wrote:: Russia + Germany circlejerk everyone

Guest

Hyperiant wrote:

Zaku wrote:: The Russian Airborne Troops or VDV (from "Vozdushno-Desantnye Voiska", Russian: Воздушно-десантные войска = ВДВ; Air-landing Forces) is a military branch of service of the Russian Military, on par with the Strategic Rocket Forces and the Russian Space Forces. First formed before World War II, the force undertook two significant airborne operations and a number of smaller jumps during the war and for many years after 1945 was the largest airborne force in the world.[2] Their motto is "Nobody, but us".

Hyperiant wrote:: Russia + Germany circlejerk everyone

Vengaboy Posts : 157 Join date : 2012-02-09

Spoiler:

Welcome to the forums, Crit.

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